2 definitions by Boredy

Top Definition
When someone is very slow. esp. a sportsman, often a soccer player.

Also used to describe when the passage of time seems painfully slow.
Dan: Look at that guy in the number 3 shirt.
Tim: I know he's slower than a week in the jail.

or

Dan: How's it hangin'?
Tim: Can't wait 'til the weekend. This week's been as slow as a week in the jail.
by Boredy March 14, 2008

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When someone is very slow. esp. a sportsman, often a soccer player.
Dan: Look at that guy in the number 3 shirt.
Tim: I know he's slower than a week in the jail.
by Boredy March 14, 2008

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