in/out calls

a termed generally used by escort services in their ads. Meaning: the escort is able to go "out" to your home or hotel, or she offers her services "in" her home or hotel room she has for the time her services are offered.

Sizzling Blonde Babes. 36-24-36 Guaranteed pleasure. In/Out Calls Avail. 24 hours. 555-5555

in/out calls by adult sales rep June 22, 2006

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When Gravity Calls In Sick

A two-part phrase followed by "You float into poor decisions", though the second part is not often stated.

"Dang it man, I knew I shouldn't have gambled my inheritance"

"Well, when Gravity Calls In Sick..."

When Gravity Calls In Sick by Johnathan Greaves March 19, 2026

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Three Fucking Years In Starry Internet And No Calls Of Compressed Video Games So Either You Are Level (7) With Me Or Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Kill You

Three Fucking Years In Starry Internet And No Calls Of Compressed Video Games So Either You Are Level (7) With Me Or Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Kill You by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

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The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault. by plssn April 11, 2020

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Get in call rn

refers to someone wanting very passionate long and aggressive intercourse with someone with both X/Y Chromosomes (Females) and this can take place from up to 3-11 hours

“Get in call rn” “not rn babe my throat still hurts from yesterday”

Get in call rn by Tetranax June 13, 2022

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call in rich

To "call in rich" is to not show up to work because you're senior enough and/or so well vested and rolling in old company dough that nobody really cares what you do.

"Where's whats-his-name today? He was supposed to be in my meeting."

"No idea. I think he's around, but I haven't seen him..."

"I sure wish that I could call in rich, too."

call in rich by butterlobster August 4, 2009

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call in sick

when you tell your boss youre sick and you need to stay home. sometimes youre actually sick but mostly you just want to play minecraft or something for 10 hours straight.

worker: yeah, *sniff* i think ill just call in sick today. thanks, bye. *picks controller back up*

call in sick by AnalPenetrationByForce January 30, 2012

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