5 definitions by butterlobster

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Fuck You, I'm Vested.

A state of mind reached when an employee has been at a company long enough that all of their stock options have become exercisable. The person is now wealthy enough to not care about making an effort or, more importantly, helping junior employees with problems that require their skills or help.

Also FYIFV, or Fuck You, I'm Fully Vested.
What the fuck! I send this guy thirty emails and after two days I only get one-word reply? What's his problem?

Let's see... yep, he's been here for 5 years, so he basically replied with FYIV.
by butterlobster April 19, 2010

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To "call in rich" is to not show up to work because you're senior enough and/or so well vested and rolling in old company dough that nobody really cares what you do.
"Where's whats-his-name today? He was supposed to be in my meeting."

"No idea. I think he's around, but I haven't seen him..."

"I sure wish that I could call in rich, too."
by butterlobster August 04, 2009

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"Calling in rich" is to not show up to work because you're senior enough and/or so well vested and rolling in old company dough that nobody really cares what you do.
"Where's whats-his-name today? He was supposed to be in my meeting."

"If he's not there, he's probably calling in rich."
by butterlobster August 12, 2009

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A nonsense, rallying outburst which has been trademarked by R&B artist Trey Songz.

In a land of generic-sounding, over-produced R&B artists, everyone needs a signature gimmick to differentiate themselves from every other sixpack-and-tattoo-flashing entertainer.
trey songz & hova....yeahhhhh...ain't no love in da heart of da city.... this sounds very sexy trey,usher,& robin can't wait...secret garden that's a classic....luv u trey!!!!!!!!! yuuup!!!!!!!
by butterlobster March 26, 2010

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A method of torture (or hedonistic pleasure) where one is forced (or helped) face-up under a frozen yogurt or soft-serve ice cream dispenser. The subject experiences a sensation (or delight) similar to that of waterboarding.
"The penalty for filling your bag with snacks from the kitchen is froyoboarding."
by butterlobster September 02, 2009

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