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1. in bed
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Phrase used after reading a fortune cookie. Helpful when wanting to get laid.
"You have very good skills and exceptional talents" in bed.
by Benho Jul 6, 2004 share this
2. in bed
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Words than can be added to the end of any sentence to make an insult worthy of Winston Churchill.
Raam : "This discombobulator has abashed my thermalogical knowledge erudition"
Steve: IN BED!
Pooj: ooooooooo cussssed
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by Raam Jun 13, 2006 share this
3. in bed
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1) To be in a bed.
2) Words added to the end of a sentence (or even better, a fortune cookie!) to make it more... interesting.
Since all his friends were busy, Shawn had to have fun alone. IN BED! See?
by Sarah Jan 23, 2004 share this
4. In bed
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Two words that can be put at the end of a sentence to turn it into sexual humor. Much like thats what she said.
Bob: Damn, I always get way too excited and ruin everything
Rob: In bed
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by joe725 May 1, 2008 share this
5. In Bed
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Something you can add to any sentence in the world and make it sound related to sex.

Try it, it works. :] Can make any conversation amusing.
Dude: Hey, what time should I fix your computer?
Dude 2: In bed.

Dude: Hey, I saw your mom at that restaurant last night.
Dude 2: In bed.

Dude: Hey, stop jumping on my sister!
Dude 2: In bed.
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by hilarityislovelitude Jun 23, 2009 share this
6. In bed
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A funny add-on to any fortune cookie reading. When a friend or family member reads their fortune, add on the words "in bed" to that fortune. It makes any fortune a funny fortune!!
1: You shall find great success in the coming months...
2: In bed!!!
Everyone: Hahahahahaha....
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by SilvaSanman Feb 29, 2008 share this
7. in bed
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Also good for using after your mom, ]your face], and the ever popular your mom's face
Abel: That's stupid
Bevers: Your mom is stupid
ABel: Your face is stupid
Bevers: your mom's face is stupid
abel: your mom's face is stupid...in bed
follow with OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! FACE!!
by Abel Nov 25, 2004 share this
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