found them in a toilet 

This is a humorous way to downplay a gift to someone. A girl gushes too much about you giving her flowers!

What those flowers? Nah, l found them in a toilet by the subway.

found them in a toilet by I, Wreckerrr June 27, 2021

get flushed down a toilet and come out in a new suit 

1. A person who "looks" wealthy, acts wealthy and most people think he is wealthy but in reality it's all pretend.

2. A person who "looks good" no matter what they do. They come out on the winning end all the time.

He's so smooth and such a player he could get flushed down a toilet and come out in a new suit!

get flushed down a toilet and come out in a new suit by Dottie Blitz April 5, 2016

Cat in a toilet 

The art of taking a domesticated feline, preferably an adult one and putting in a toilet bowl and closing the lid. It is a daunting chore akin to getting a dog into a bathtub. Very tricky, but once you have it down, it is pure joy.

Stacie was tired of that old tabby cat, so she put that cat in a toilet. And when she let it out, it ran out of the house and never came back. Great way to un-ass a stupid cat.

I never noticed how big Katlyn's mouthhole was until she crushed that cinnamon bun. I bet you could stuff your pork sword and your whole coin purse in her maw. It would be a task, like getting a cat in a toilet.

Cat in a toilet by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023

2 men in a toilet 

When 1 man is taking a shit and when he's done the other man uses his tongue to lick his asshole clean.

Tom saw Aaron and Jake going into the toilet and leaned over and told Dave "Look there doing a 2 men in a toilet."

2 men in a toilet by Harley Quinns bitch February 8, 2023

big turd in a little toilet 

A nobody in life but has a large following at work with a greatly exaggerated amount of power, and respect..

That douche bag boss you work under. " big turd in a little toilet"

big turd in a little toilet by Duty Dog June 22, 2014

big turd in a little toilet 

A nobody in life but has a large following at work with a greatly exaggerated amount of power, and respect..

That douche bag boss you work under. " big turd in a little toilet"

big turd in a little toilet by Duty Dog June 22, 2014

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. 

haha lol so cool word XDDDDD

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. by Stupid Af July 5, 2021