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Parked his Car in a Threatening Manner

Car parked legally outside a learning institution, Causing that learning institution to go into lockdown for the safety of students and staff. No need to call Police.
He "parked his car in a threatening manner". We need to lock down to protect the safety of Students and Staff.
Long live the Machine !
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Jaded Couple Arguing In a Low-Energy and Passive-Aggressive Manner 

The Christmas film. God bless.
Hey, do you know "Christmas with the Kranks?"

Oh, you mean Jaded Couple Arguing In a Low-Energy and Passive-Aggressive Manner. Yeah, I watch it every so often!

Wait, wha-

I. T. guy in a manger

Some one who if they can't have something destroys it rather than letting some one else have it. From the to common habit of some I.T. people of destroying decommissioned equipment, instead of putting it in recycle. A update of a dog in a manger.
What's the difference between an I. T. guy in a manger and a dog? The dog eventually leaves , and the other animals get use of the manger, the I.T. guy pisses and shits in it so on one can use it.

dog in a manger

And lo a dog wanteth not the hay, but stoppeth the oxen eating nonetheless.

Away In A Manger

A Christmas Carol the headmistress makes you sing at each school assembly in December.
Headmistress: Today we are going to sing "Away In A Manger" again since it is Christmas Time

Kids: Mass moaning and groaning*
Away In A Manger by UltimateDoge December 15, 2022

Baby Jesus in a manger 

The act of resting a little nugget of hash on top of a bed of weed in your pipe or bong
Yo man, hit this bowl, I put a baby Jesus in a manger, you'll get high AF
Baby Jesus in a manger by Vice420 November 21, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026