Licking My Shorts

Said when you gotta dump real bad and there's no where to go and the turd is just about out the ass and its touchin the underpants.

Dude, I got somethin licking my shorts, gotta go.
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by poopman9615 October 17, 2010

grinds my shorts

a term used to express annoyance. Can be used in replacement of activates my almonds.

When people say crossiant instead of quackson it really grinds my shorts.

by grindsmyshorts January 26, 2019

eat my short

Eat my short is a said by Bart Simpson from a animated cartoon call the Simpsons which was created by Matt Groening in the late 19s

Marge: Bart your hands are dirty go to the bath room and wash them.

Bart: Eat my short

by cinderll44 August 19, 2015

eat my shorts

to be said to someone who is being an idiot.

leave them by saying 'eat my shorts.'

idiot: 'your such a whore'
you: 'EAT MY SHORTS BITCH'

by ashmoree July 8, 2009

Fill my Shorts

Taking a bowel-emptying crap in one's shorts, usually in response to being startled. The complete and sudden evacuation of one's bowels into their underwear or shorts.

"Dude, when that car came at me I filled my shorts!"
"Yeah, I can smell it!"

"BOO!"
"Damn dude, you made me fill my shorts you bitch"

by Mahalollama September 13, 2009

Eat My Shorts

The short film series of the Just For Laughs Film Festival in Montreal, screening comedy short films since 1997.

Dude, did you catch Eat My Shorts last year? I almost peed myself it was so funny!

by 514funny August 25, 2008

ate my shorts

Refers to something you were unprepared for that was significantly more difficult or stressful to deal with that you could have anticipated it to be

The side effects from radiation for prostate cancer ate my shorts.

Hey, dude, stop hassling me over the money I owe you. I lost all my cash when my wallet was lifted. Trying to pay bills this month ate my shorts.

by PrettyBoyJohnny November 29, 2017