The act of skinning an individuals foot until there is no skin left but on the toes and ankle, taking the bone, shaving your hair into a bowl hairstyle and then sewing the ankle skin into the the users scalp in a position to where the toes dangle over the individuals eyes.
Justin: Hey Brandon, I just got the Emo's Basket hairstyle. What do you think?
Brandon: Dude... Wtf?
by Skleeck March 9, 2019
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1. A derogatory term referring to a person who is rude, pretentious, annoying or of low intelligence. Considered to be similar to, but more insulting than calling someone a dick. One whom is worse than a dick, and is therefore a whole bushel basket of cock, or an ornamental ribboned care package of penis that is decorated with baby's breath and glitter.

2. A situation that is considered to be adverse, difficult or unlucky.
1. That guy is a real dick basket.

2 a. I got fired today. Man, this is a dick basket if I have ever seen one.
2 b.Dude, I wouldn't do that. You might be opening up a dick basket with that one.
by Brian Callaghan October 13, 2007
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A parlay wager that falls just one game short of coming off. Usually denies the bettor(s) massive winnings - and in the most excruciating circumstances possible. Ticket is stored in a basket for eternity as a nauseating reminder of what could've been.
I would've won $50K if the Rams didn't muff that field goal. Mother of all basket tickets.
by bramsadford November 30, 2021
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The condition which results when one is anally raped so hard and so often that their asshole expands to the size of a basket.
After Chris Hansen catches pedophiles on "Dateline NBC," they're sent to jail to receive their very own basket butts.

Ever since Matthew got a basket butt from Marco for Christmas, he's been having a lot of trouble holding in his own shit.
by utsamagoots September 9, 2010
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A cock ring complete with testicle cup. Could potentially lead to members turning blue if too tight.
don't you hate it when your balls slap too hard?" "oh you should try wearing a Smurfs basket!"
by o0zombieritual0o October 2, 2010
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when you shove basketballs into your asshole to shit them out again on snapchat.
Sean: look at this girl doing basket ass
Xavier: Bro WTf is wrong with you?
by Xman_Slayer November 7, 2019
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