penile implant

An insult that implies the receiver is even lower than a dick: he is implanted in one.

That moron is such a penile implant.

by S. Machan September 25, 2002

cochlear implants

the device that gives a deaf person the ability to hear

hey that deaf dude is wearing cochlear implants

by IceDragon362 January 20, 2020

protein implant

Explaining to the adolescent ho-bag whom just swallowed your baby packet the reason why her breasts are growing at an incredible rate is that the protein from your man juice is enriching her young tities....said with the utmost scientific conviction

Protein implant; For the third time that day, Lauren was convinced her busting tities were owed to swallowing reno's protein shake.

by HI-reno July 11, 2008

penis implant

To implant your dick in any human orifice.

She needs a penis implant, implanted right in her snatch

by Dick Stroker September 19, 2006

watermelon implants

When a woman goes to the store to buy two watermelons, and hands the cashier a check that the memo says, "implants".

Your boobs are too small, you should get some watermelon implants.

by kimmay&jared! :D December 29, 2009

implant training

Training underwent by girls with fake tits and guys with fake dicks to make sure their implants don't fail them (and burst) when they try something vaguely related to sex

V: "Fuck man, me and S were foolin 'round y'day night and suddenly her implants burst!"
P: "That's what she gets for never going through implant training!"
V: "Colleges should make that shit a required course man!"
P: "Totally!"

by plasmafury May 20, 2010

butt implant

1.Expression used to reserve ones seat or spot for sitting. Contradicts "Move your feet, lose your seat."

Man, I dont want to lose my seat. "Butt implant!"

by ubba... June 11, 2007