oh my god i'm totally bi 

when you realize you're totally bi

rich: the ladies are going to get to love the real richard goranski. and the dudes. oh my god i'm totally bi

oh my god i'm totally bi by dicknommer69 March 26, 2019

dude, I'm totally just testing.

wordThat/word how this works?

Negativo.

dude, I'm totally just testing. by No need for a name October 1, 2003

I'm sorry, I totally forgot to give a fuck 

You don't care. You don't give a fuck.

Teacher: Hey why didn't you do your homework?
Kid: I'm sorry, I totally forgot to give a fuck

I'm sorry, I totally forgot to give a fuck by dboyfromdahood August 13, 2012

Because I'm a total/Because I totally 

After insulted a dumbshit usually replies with Because I'm a total bitch like that! And or Because I totally am that retarded Something likeee...

Because I'm a total/Because I totally

Kelly: You're a retarded annoying flirty obnoxious obsessive blonde that flirts non stop and makes everyone feel like crap
Riley: Because I'm TOTALLY a whore!!!

Kelly: Shut the fuck up, Riley!
Riley: Because I'm a total loud mouth!

Because I'm a total/Because I totally by Nerrrr Blonde Bizzness May 21, 2010

imtotallymentallystable 

The best tiktoker ever. Go follow them rn. I SAID NOW BITCH.

“Do you know @imtotallymentallystable?”
“Yeah, they’re the best tiktoker ever!”

imtotallymentallystable by Ur main b May 21, 2021

Itotallyhaveafatcrushonyou 

1. Quickly making the infatuation aware of the person whom is infatuated, more intense than Itotallyhaveacrushonyou.

2. The person crushing notifying the crush of their desire very quickly as if talking fast because of nervousness

Person 1 (Crushing): Hey, Itotallyhaveafatcrushonyou.

Person 2 (Crush): I don't think that is a word, but I share your affection.

Itotallyhaveafatcrushonyou by miket82 December 18, 2012