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Unlike you, im ME 

this is a phrase i cam up with when somebody asks you for example, why you dint do somthing there way, or the way they like.
Q:why didnt you put your hair up today?
A:...cause unlike you, im ME.

Q:how come you never wear colorfull(colourfull if your american) shirts in the summer?
A:....uhhh cause unlike you....im ME!

VGQ:how come you never have rough sex with me in the bedroom???

A:i didnt know you were into that baby... good F@$%ing question.
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kiss me im irish 

Phrase meaning that the Irish culture is the most rad culture therfore deserve a little Muah than most people
Im From Ireland; Kiss me im Irish

don't hug me im scared 

1) "Did you see don't hug me im scared?"
2) No
1) Dats some crazy nigga shit!

excuse me im talking 

something u say when you are trying to dominate a conversation.
i have been having some issues with...
excuse me im talking!

leck me im arsch 

Translates directly to "Lick me in the ass." Meaning kiss my ass. Mozart wrote a song with this title. Proves that composers weren't stuff and boring like most people think.
German Friend: "halo wie gehts?"

You: "Leck me im Arsch!"

eat me im organic 

a secret gc made by a gay hacker to chat with sum equally gay friends
Have you heard the rumor about eat me im organic. Apparently someone in our school is associated with that.