iloof 

a very round sluggish person. one who likes to lie around and eat potato chips on the couch with a nice cold beer on the bed side. Pot bellied fat human beings.

I hate it when iloofs are on the beach its sickens me.
Yeah me too they can't swim because they are so huge.

iloof by Ryan Pater April 2, 2005

ILOO 

When someone says ILU (I love you) in real life it sounds like iloo.

Iloo Rose!
Iloo2 Ross!

ILOO by McTodger May 7, 2008

igloofesting

Partying, drinking, and dancing to music served up by international DJ's spinning electronic tunes at below 0 temperature in Montreal's cold winter climate.

I've been igloofesting all weekend. My nuts are frozen.

igloofesting by Igloo Monkey January 19, 2008

iloovekel 

a very lovely tiktoker who I look up to! They are an amazing person and deserve the world! They have recently been getting quite the following and I hope they don’t forget abt me when they get big

iloovekel just posted, they’re so cool and sweet!

iloovekel by Anoxuu May 23, 2021

ILOFT 

stands for: i logged off for this. usually in the from of a question, it is asked after doing or experiencing something undesirable, and the person is frustrated that they got off their computer/the internet to do so.

1. Went outside for a swim in the pond and then got pond itch, ILOFT?

2. Decided to go shopping and the clerk yelled at me when my credit card wouldn't go through, ILOFT??

ILOFT by sneufdogg August 7, 2012

ilolfu 

internet smex talk for i love you.

Toastrbabe: oh Dethpwnerer your such a 1337 gamer...

Toastrbabe:ilolfu

Dethpwnerer666: thanks Toastrbabe.

ilolfu by Mist&e January 1, 2008

IPOOF

(verb) An abbreviation for "I peed (or pissed) on Old Faithful." This term is used by an elite group of persons who have been able to sneak onto the famed Yellowstone Geyser and successfully relive their bladder contents onto (or on legendary occasions into) said Geyser. If caught attempting or in the act of joining IPOOF or even confessing to joining it before to the wrong person can result in severe punishments. Punishments include being fired from your work at Yellowstone National Park, a $750 fine, being banned from the Park for several years (which would prevent you from doing IPOOF again), and even being mauled by Smokey Bear himself.

Since the installment of the Webcams at Old Faithful, it has become near impossible to join IPOOF without being caught; thus, most successful members tend to be boomers, doing so at night.

My father is a member of IPOOF.
I got fired from my concessions job at Yellowstone National Park for becoming a member of IPOOF.

I got drunk in Yellowstone and joined IPOOF.

IPOOF by Partridge of Crater Lake October 17, 2022