illogical

emma loving tristan more than tristan

emma: i love you more
tristan: no thats illogical

by tristan! February 4, 2008

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highly illogical

When something doesn’t make any sense

Captain Kirk: You need to be more emotional
Spock: That’s highly illogical

by I’ll fuck your bitch April 8, 2018

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chron-illogical

When someone smokes so much chronic, they lose all sense of reason.

Dealer: This shit will get you straight chron-illogical within 5 minutes.

by bringingscarinessbacktopunk July 4, 2011

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the internal physiological mechanism responsible for causing one to wake up at workday times on the weekend.

also responsible for any low-grade sleep disorders and the inability to stay awake during any meetings held after lunch.

"it's saturday, go back to sleep!"
"i can't, it's my bio-illogical clock on the fritz again."

by geek.neo March 5, 2010

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bio-illogical clock

The unreasonable state of mind, typically suffered by females, once a particular age is reached causing overly emotional, unstable and erratic behaviour predominantly concerning the immediate needs of spawning parasitical offspring.

As sure as Summer, the feared bio-illogical clock transformed this fine woman, of such beauty to make the Angels weep, into a terrifying beast of breeding.

by Onyx Lioness June 25, 2010

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