ill-fated ass grab 

Something you really want and think you are going to get and then it doesn't happen for you. The genesis of the term was an actual grab of an ass that went bad.

"I thought I had that job promotion in the bag, but it turned out to be just another ill-fated ass grab."

ill-fated ass grab by mattkorey October 20, 2008

ill whoop your ass up and down the street 

When you are really upset and will totally whoop there ass not just a small ass whooping

The hubba says Ill whoop your ass up and down the street

ill whoop your ass up and down the street by Billygraen January 3, 2019

ill treat ur ass 

if someone says something thats something u can say to the,

Sarah: your ugly as shit Hannah: ill treat ur ass

ill treat ur ass by whothesegoofyswannabe August 27, 2023

I'll ass you into next week

This phrase is used when a person is insulting another person. instead of I'll slap you into next week

I'll ass you into next week if you don't leave me alone.

I'll ass you into next week by Eloise010 May 29, 2018

I'll shank your ass 

shank(adj) To cut in lower body, above hips, or in sides of chest. Weapon used to cut being a very stubby homemade knife made of easy to obtain items. When shanking, use fast blows.

Blan shanked Nart S. over and over.
No one can shank like Blan.
I'll shank your ass, nigga.

I'll shank your ass by Blan October 18, 2004

I'll Blade On Yo Mommas Ass 

The act of roller blading on ones mommas behind. Often used to offend someone or just to sound cool.

Ill blade down stairs, ill blade down rails. Shit ill blade on yo mommas ass. Fuck yall im goen bladen

I'll Blade On Yo Mommas Ass by V-Man April 18, 2005

National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day 

It's the same day as "national grab ass day", which someone defined as April 11th.
Basically if a guy grabs ass without consent, he's asking to get his hand broken.

boy who grabs my ass: I can do that because UD says it's national grab ass day

me, after I break his hand : and I broke your hand because it's also National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day

National grab my ass and I'll break your hand day by em.ily.et May 24, 2018