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IGerbil
noun
A PETA approved mechanical gerbil meant to be inserted into one's rectum for sexual stimulation. Its tiny pistons, rotating discs and eccentric gears are contained in a unique supple 'skin' that provides what columnist Hugh Jorgan has described as a "sublime" sensation. Features like temperature control, blue tooth, GPS, adjustable shock and vibration settings and even a tiny but powerful speaker make it the most expensive and sophisticated sex toy to date.
Someone hacked Donald's IGerbil while he was addressing the judge and they jolted him with vibrations and electrical shocks until poor Donald was jerking and gibbering like a vast palsied lunatic, to the great amusement of the entire audience.
IGerbil by Lastgasp1875 November 12, 2020
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A saying to express excitement and anticipation when everyone is having fun. It is usually said three times in succession.
“If I’m being perfectly honest; Iggern iggern iggern”

Iggeroli 

Used by WC Fields in the 1939 movie "You Can't Cheat an Honest Man" to describe african-american people.
Which one of you is the head iggeroli?
Iggeroli by Reverend Ralph May 11, 2007
An uneducated person. A.k.a. slang for ignorant.
Oh my gosh Becky my hair hurts so bad. Linda your hair doesn't hurt your scalp hurts! No Becky my HAIR hurts. OMG Linda you're so igernit!
Igernit by Isabella g September 15, 2017

Coolio Iglesias 

Hybrid of Cool + Julio Iglesias.

You say "Coolio Iglesias" when you're feeling cheeky.

Salutes the delightfully cheeseball singer Julio Iglesias, who happens to be Enrique Iglesias' father.

It's like saying 'that's so cool/sexy/fly/bangin, it's got Julio Iglesias status'.
Example 1:

"Ima be at your place at 8 - bottle of Jim Beam in tow."

"Coolio Iglesias"

Example 2:

Your girlfriend/boyfriend comes out of fitting room in aqua lamé tankini...

You: "Coolio Iglesias"
Coolio Iglesias by keralea February 2, 2013

Professional Idler 

One who doesn't currently have a proficient source of revenue and stable occupation.

One who often partakes in the benefits of the leisurely lifestyle. Often residing in his or her parental abode, he or she might even spend most of their day engaging in television and video game recreation. You might find him or her on said parent's couch.
Greg: Hey Gooch Nugget, where you at?
Ron: I'm at my parent's house.
Greg: Dude, when are you getting a job?
Ron: I've got a job, Queef Cookie, I'm a Professional Idler.

Ron: Mom! Moooom! Mooooooooom!
Mom: WHAT?!
Ron: Use my Professional Idler income to buy some friggin pizza, I'm so hungry I could eat a hooker.
Professional Idler by Psylkr69 March 1, 2010