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If It Helps 

A hypocritical statement used in a situation in which everythings going right with you, yet wrong with someone else.
Boy 1: hey did you turn in your paper today.

Boy 2: I couldnt, my computer turned off in the middle of my paper, then once i re-typed it, my printer ran out of ink and paper.

Boy 1: That sucks, but If It Helps, I turned mines in.
If It Helps by Numero A November 3, 2009
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.....If Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom ,Hellstormism, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....

.....If Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom ,Hellstormism, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....
.....If Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom ,Hellstormism, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked 

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked
if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

What If Soho By Sparta Granted Immortality, Would The Vocalist Grant It <Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger AddOak> 

What If Soho By Sparta Granted Immortality, Would The Vocalist Grant It <Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger AddOak>
What If Soho By Sparta Granted Immortality, Would The Vocalist Grant It <Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger AddOak>

If I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Do Not Change My Mind Then It Will Happen 

If I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Do Not Change My Mind Then It Will Happen
If I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Do Not Change My Mind Then It Will Happen

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026