iDontpaytaxes 

The newest product from the richest company on the planet that utilizes slave labor in third world countries to charge outrageous prices for out-dated products.

Dude, I'm so taking the lead from my corporate icon and not paying taxes cause iDontpaytaxes. Have you seen the tiny little screen on my phone?

iDontpaytaxes by appleSUX May 21, 2013

Imong Mama 

A type of Visayan dialect comeback use to destroy your enemies pride.
Usually known as the Filipino traslation of "your mom...", while sounding much cooler.

Enemy: You're a piece of shit!
You: Imong Mama piece of shit!

Imong Mama by HermaMora February 17, 2019

Idontusuallydothisitis 

A terrible case of denial in which a woman claims that she isn't a whore. This illness usually occurs after said woman has just picked up a random guy at a bar and taken him to her home late in the evening. The most obvious symptom of the illness is when the woman claims to have never been in such a situation just prior to performing a sexual act on the guy.

Shortly after meeting her in the bar and just before fucking her mouth pussy, Lucy told me she wasn't normally the type of girl to do things like this. At first I thought maybe she was serious but after fisting her asshole, I knew she had a terrible case of idontusuallydothisitis.

Idontusuallydothisitis by tactash May 6, 2008

Idontgiveafuckitis 

Inflammation of the fuck giving gland due to extenuating work conditions.

I can't make it to that meeting becuase I have a bad case of idontgiveafuckitis, and its contagious.

Idontgiveafuckitis by Big Chizzles December 18, 2010

IDontGetShot 

A guy who doesn't get shot. His name is Allen.

" Who is IDontGetShot? "
" Allen. "

IDontGetShot by fatfuck393939339 April 8, 2021

IDontKnow_HowToPlay0 

IDontKnow_HowToPlay0 is a pro that is pro and is cool. IDontKnow_HowToPlay0 also is hot!!!

bro IDontKnow_HowToPlay0 is pro!

IDontKnow_HowToPlay0 by what u lookin 4 February 4, 2021

iDingo 

somebody who gives out headjobs with no strings attacted, offers headjobs at inappropriate times. commonly used in central NSW.

billy: hey, im billy. what's your name?
iDingo: forget my name, want a headjob?

"man, this girl just came up to me last night asking if I wanted head, I was like hell yeah!"
"what an iDingo!"

iDingo by boycec October 31, 2009