PHIL: "Yeah? Sounds like the evils of identity theft."
TOM: "It surely does man, it surely does."
PHIL: "Yeah? FBI raided my house and took my computer because someone opened a child porn website using my name, address, and credit card information."
BOB: Hospital almost gave me a lethal dose of insulin because the identity thief who stole my identity was diabetic so it showed up in my charts that I was diabetic. Thank goodness the doctor tested me first.
TOM: "Dang, remember when identity theft only took your credit cards and drained your bank account."
Me: "Hey mum and dad! Look im cameron!
Them: "Wtf who are you? What do you want?"
Me: "WoOoOo but im Cameron!"
Them: "No your not, we are calling the police!"
Me: *laughing, runs off down street screaming "woo im cameron!"*