T H E V O I D

When you're hella depressed from a phat breakup, that eternal feeling of darkness and lack of life is known as T H E V O I D. T H E V O I D consumes you. Few escape from T H E V O I D.

Person 1: Well boys, T H E V O I D has returned.
Person 2: Dude, T H E V O I D gets me every day bro.
Person 1: T H E V O I D is my home now.

T H E V O I D by pandaturtle October 28, 2019

y'all'd've'f'i'd've

you all would have if I would have

person 1: *backs out*
Person 2: y'all'd've'f'i'd've
Person 3, whose second language is English: *crying*

y'all'd've'f'i'd've by Cayden5 September 14, 2020

I'd've 

Contraction of 'I would have'.

I'd've tried a little harder if I knew then what I know now.

I'd've by anonymous February 5, 2004

who'd'ven't'f'i'dn't've'nt'f'i'd'ven't'f'ihavn'tn't'd'i've 

A lengthy contraction. Use it your own way, who knows what it actually means. It’s too rusty to translate. The word can be found on Reddit, Tumblr, and probably more, most likely originating on social media.

Mike: who'd'ven't'f'I'dn't've'nt'f'I'd'ven't'f'Ihavn'tn't'd'I've-
John: Mike, shut up, we’re in an interview

who'd'ven't'f'i'dn't've'nt'f'i'd'ven't'f'ihavn'tn't'd'i've by SomebodyNamedFjord April 3, 2020

y'all'd've'f'I'd've

A contraction for you all would have if would have.

Person 1: *backs out of doing something*
Person 2: y'all'd've'f'I'd've

y'all'd've'f'I'd've by Queen._.Bee January 22, 2017

i'd verb her noun 

Most commonly used when a man sees a women who is attractive. A general term that is most often used when a man wants to have sex with a woman. Can also be used by women, such as "I'd verb his noun."

Peter: Dude check out Cindy!
Chuck: Holy shit! I'd verb her noun.

i'd verb her noun by Walcherina July 1, 2008

I'd've 

"I would have"

If I'd've known you were stopping by, I'd've got you something.

I'd've by DrRwWwWrRr June 11, 2021