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icelander 

An Icelander is a person from Iceland, someone of Icelandic decent, or someone with Icelandic citzenship.

Most native Icelanders are of Norwegian and Celtic ancestory although there others of other ancestry mainly Scandinavian.

The first inhabitants of Iceland were Irish monks recorded by Norweigan settler Ari Thorgilsson in the Íslendingab(the book of Icelanders) Iceland was settled by the Norse in the 9th century A.D.

The oldest known source that mentions the name "Iceland" is an 11th century Gothic rune carving and the first written source that mentioned Icelands esistance was a book by an Irish monk Dicuil.

Results of genetic testing show the majority of male settlers of Iceland were of Viking heritage, while most of the woman are said to be of Celtic heritage.
Person 1: Man, I wish I was an Icelander.

Person 2: Yeah being from Utah sucks.

Me: Wow, I never realised it can get colder in the winter where I live then in Iceland. Maybe I should move.

Me: Icelanders have the coolest accent.

New York Islanders 

An example of how not to manage a hockey team.
Did you see the New York Islanders versus New York Rangers last night?

Yeah, the Islanders still suck.

New York Islanders 

Shitty hockey team that can't get out of the first round of the playoffs. They haven't made it to the second round since 1993.
The Islanders have no good players. "Oh shit, watch out for Trent Hunter!"
New York Islanders by Dewey June 15, 2004

New York Islanders 

1. A once hockey dynasty, who now blows. The all mighty Islanders are so magnificent that they lost to the Rangers 6, count em, 6 times this past season. 2. A team run by a complete and total idiot Mike Milbury and a person who gives out free eggroles after each win. 3. The only team stupid enough to give up Zdeno Chara and Jason Spezza for Alex Ca$hin. Also lost players such as Bertuzzi, Luongo, Pallfy. see also, Fishsticks, annoying, unlikeable, Satan.
Hm, the Islanders ram dogs in the butt.

New York Islanders 

1. Model of how to NOT run a hockey franchise.

2. The New York Mets of hockey.

3. Typical suburban sports franchise that luckily built a winning team for a few seasons half a century ago thus having fans that think the team is somehow looking good despite clearly sucking.

4. The NHL's official farm team.
1. Did you hear the New York Islanders traded Roberto Luongo so they could draft an unhealthy goalie to sign for 15 years.

2. The New York Islander team jersey has been changed to completely orange with Stan Fishler's face on the front.

3. The New York Islanders haven't had a good season in nearly three decades? Why are people still wearing Potvin jerseys- isn't he dead by now?

4. Jason Blake's on fire! Where'd you get him? "You know, the New York Islanders"

new york islanders 

Dp will never compete with king henrik. Their gm is the reason they suck. What kind of idiot trades Spezza and Chara for Yashin
THE NEW YORK ISLANDERS WILL GET CRUSHED BY THE RANGERS ON TUESDAY APRIL THIRD.

The New York Islanders will get crushed by the Rangers on Tuesday April 3rd