blisstering fuckup 

a person with no clear objective or reason for living

someone who fucks everything up for everyone else
a loser
a complete waste of oxygen

My brother Terry is a blisstering fuckup he steals lies and screws everybody over fuck him he is such a loser!

That bitch I use to date is such a blistering fuckup

blisstering fuckup by Les Crapp July 30, 2011

iBlister 

A blister, callus, or sore you get on the tip of your index finger. Specifically from the repeated tapping, swiping and general touching that occurs while using an iPad, iPhone, or other touch screen (this includes Androids and Microsoft touch screens). Other than putting down the touch device and letting it heal on it's there is no known cure

Ouch, my finger hurts, because I have and iBlister. I really need to break my addiction to candy crush.

iBlister by grizzlyjack May 31, 2013

iblesstherainsdowninafricaaaaaaaa 

The only explanation of this statement is the best song and you should go ask your parents if micheala hasn't stolen them yet

Friend: iblesstherainsdowninafricaaaaaaaa
Friend 2: What?
Friend: Ask ur parents
Friend 2: can't
Friend: why
Friend 2: Micheala

iblesstherainsdowninafricaaaaaaaa by MEHNAMESJEFF May 14, 2019

blisster 

A sore, canker, wound or other affliction resulting from what was initially experienced as a highly pleasurable event.

Felt good when that beatch bit my dick but now I got me a f'd up blisster the size of a nicoderm patch.

blisster by banderson February 22, 2007

inblissnering

A word used to define an absolutely wonderful person. I could not use words that were already in the dictionary so i decided to make up my own because there was no word that could describe how happy she makes me. It includes the word bliss and the beginning of incredible. This word describes how I feel about Kate. This word was created by Eric.

You are absolutely inblissnering kate

inblissnering by Eeera eera May 15, 2008

Impisster 

When the pissy baka pissies their pants and blames it on an innocent pissmate.

"I sear guys, I'm not the impisster, it was Yellow!!"

Impisster by Czech Frog June 30, 2021