Biggest faggot award winner, likes horses (50 horses to be exact), life wothout him is like a fat kid without bread, has a thing for bitchy Houston girls, but yet you can't help but love him
Ianism: the belief that one is a bad ass

"I'm not a good boy anymore
#baseball #houston #bread #winner #horse
by Genuis1990 December 30, 2014
A guy who is Somewhat emo, plays guitar gracefully or easily, dances B-Boy.
Woah! I think that guy is Ian his awesome.
#dance #music #ian #hot #emo
by Wazzup!! March 03, 2011
A stinky pussy fart usually perpetuated from masturbating with haggis.
After the young woman chose to resolve an ian on her own, she had to admit herself to the hospital in order to remove the bottle of glade from her vagina.
#ian #haggis #vagina #mcbride #pussy fart
by bigddyjxn July 03, 2014
is a stoner that does not take drugs.... yet. One who dates and breaks up for another. Ian will try to minimize his mistakes by saying other people have done them too. Ian will try to insist that he is not a stoner even though he is defined like that. He will Skype in the complete dark but you can still see him. He also frequently curses out of context. He often (in the middle of cursing) will break out into kindergarden songs. Most will want to kill him but never actually go through with it. Ian will also try to say he is perfect by saying his faults are within others.
A: Dude you see that guy?
B: Total Ian.
A: I know right
C: I have a frog stapled to my face!
#stoner #ina #ianstoner #nai #dick #vagina
by apoofanickymama July 19, 2012
a player, someone who flirts with every girl and doesn't care who they hurt. Don't let his beautiful Puerto Rican skin fool you, no matter how hot he is. Put some Wasabi sauce in his mashed potatoes when he's not looking.
Man look at that jerk. He's such an ian.
#jerk #tool #loser #player #fag
by blahhhhhg March 26, 2009
Ian is an Acryonym for '' I Am Nigger ''.
Used in school for when you are not very bright..you can shout Ian and you will be kept back 1 year in school.
#ian #bright #school #mr.hanky #poo #nigger #iam
by IAMIBS October 23, 2010
The wimpiest guy you know. May be used as any and all synonyms for the female genitalia. Some names may be considered too vulgar, but worry not! There is literally no name "too mean" to be used in reference to an Ian.
Man, that guy is such an Ian!
#vagina #pussy #boob #ladypart #beaver #snatch #meat grinder #wood devourer
by IMANIAN May 28, 2013
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