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43.
Ian
The wimpiest guy you know. May be used as any and all synonyms for the female genitalia. Some names may be considered too vulgar, but worry not! There is literally no name "too mean" to be used in reference to an Ian.
Man, that guy is such an Ian!
by IMANIAN May 28, 2013
 
44.
Ian
is a stoner that does not take drugs.... yet. One who dates and breaks up for another. Ian will try to minimize his mistakes by saying other people have done them too. Ian will try to insist that he is not a stoner even though he is defined like that. He will Skype in the complete dark but you can still see him. He also frequently curses out of context. He often (in the middle of cursing) will break out into kindergarden songs. Most will want to kill him but never actually go through with it. Ian will also try to say he is perfect by saying his faults are within others.
A: Dude you see that guy?
B: Total Ian.
A: I know right
C: I have a frog stapled to my face!
by apoofanickymama July 19, 2012
 
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Ian
1.The act of bobbing your head while you talk
2. necrophiliac
1. Omg, my teacher is so annoying! he ians all the time!
2. What an ian!
by Carlos Gibert June 10, 2011
 
46.
Ian
a player, someone who flirts with every girl and doesn't care who they hurt. Don't let his beautiful Puerto Rican skin fool you, no matter how hot he is. Put some Wasabi sauce in his mashed potatoes when he's not looking.
Man look at that jerk. He's such an ian.
by blahhhhhg March 26, 2009
 
47.
Ian
Ian is an Acryonym for '' I Am Nigger ''.
Used in school for when you are not very bright..you can shout Ian and you will be kept back 1 year in school.
by IAMIBS October 23, 2010
 
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Ian
A strange individual. His favorite beverage is urine. He has been known hate everything. Also known as "The Pisshead"
You know that pisshead, Ian, whom drank your piss.
Whom? What does that mean?
You must have talked to him, because your dumb now.
by Theangryafricanamerican December 09, 2011
 
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Ian
A cute, chubby guy who definitely catches the attention of the edgy, hipster types. He doesn't know who to express his feelings, so he avoids communication and relys on obvious staring (creeping) but has all the balls in the balls in the world when he is drunk or high. He is definately the bro type of guy, likes to party, hook-up, and even make omelets. He also values his friendships.
Steph: Ian really confuses, why can't he just come out and say it already?

Marty: Get him drunk stunna!
by seeISeverywhere May 13, 2011