Ian the Christmas Monkey
Ian the Christmas Monkey. Father Christmas is a relatively new addition to Finnish folklore. Until the late 70's Finnish children believed that their presents were left by Ian the Christmas Monkey.
Upon waking on Christmas morning, the children would grab their bulging stockings and rush out into the snow filled lanes, dancing round and chanting at the tops of their voices, (in Finnish, of course!): "We welcome you oh hallowed Ian, bring us gifts you furry rascal." Over and over. After an hour of almost trance inducing celebration, they would sit in a clearing to compare gifts, and make fun of the children who got crap presents because their parents were poor. Then they would be called in for breakfast.
The tradition Finnish Christmas breakfast would consist of vodka and a crude porridge made not with milk, but semen milked from the family hunting dogs.
Child: Father, shall we be visited by Ian the Christmas Monkey tomorrow, as I am hoping for an x-box.
Father: Silence child, I am milking the dogs; pass me a tissue!
by david mckay February 16, 2007
1) A popular Scottish name
2) To be artistically creative.
3) Code name for an anigav.
1) Ian is an awesome name from the best nation on earth!
2) Yo, that kid writes, acts and plays guitar; he Ians 24/7!
3) -You're an Ian!
-A what?
by Anigav II January 01, 2007
A guy who everyone loves, he doesn't have a mean bone in his body. Someone who would give the shirt off his for you. Ian is amazingly talented! A guy worth crying for... Ian is is an amazing artist and songwriter. He is so nice that he would jump in front of a bus for you. It's a blessing to know someone like him. He has a great sence of humor and a laugh thats funnier than the joke:). He has a personality that make you melt on the inside. He makes you feel so special and indescribable it's crazy. ALL AROUND GREAT, AMAZING, AND AWESOME MAN YOU WILL EVER MEET!!! period.
Girl 1: hey who's that guy? He seems so sweet and nice i wish i knew him!
Girl 2: I dont know looks like an Ian to me...
by Ian's art buddy;D June 07, 2011
Ian is an extremely hot guy. He can hook up with any lady at any time. The best at everything, including sex. He is the farthest from being gay or bi. An Ian can ONLY be straight. Ian's are awesome friends and can do all things well.

Ian= Good Baby Making
Chris: Did you see that Ian? He is so hot. I wish I could hook up with him but I know I can't because he's not gay.

Jastina: OMG! Did you see that sexy dude at the party with that huge cock. He's definitely an Ian.

Meaghan: Yea! I saw him! He gets all the ladies!! He'll PWN you! (if you know what i mean ;)
by Jastinamon October 25, 2011
Oh,where to start. Ian is a truly amazing friend. He has the most beautiful bright green eyes and his smile lights up the whole room when he walks in. He comes off as a total jerk,but he's really a nice,funny guy. Ian is also very smart and dorky. He loves searching things he doesn't know about on Google. Ian is always there for you when you need him. That is of course,if you are friends with him. He's a blond at heart. Ian loves video games,television,and movies. Comedy is definitely his favorite genre when it comes to movies and tv. Ian absolutely LOVES to laugh. He'll laugh at almost anything. He's very sweet when he wants to be and cares A LOT about his friends. Ian is my best friend.
Girl#1-Eww it's Ian.
Girl#2-Yuck! Ian..what a jerk!
Girl#4-Hi Ian!
Boy#1-Hey look it's Ian.
Girl#6-You know what people Ian is my best friend so shut up! He's AWESOME!
by awesomeanonymous May 27, 2011
A very smart, intelligent person who is creative and very driven. He is also strong willed individual. He will share lots of stories and is a great leader. His smile will warm your heart. He is extremely active and loves to be outdoors.
Fred: Wow, Ian is really going to climb Mt. Everest!
Sara: Yup, There is no stopping Ian once he get's something into his head.
by gooberscars October 07, 2012
A bear of a man who is secretly nerdy.
Girl: Did you see that guy inside Urban Outfitters?!?
Friend: Oh man, he was such an Ian...
by i just saw an Ian! May 25, 2010
Ian is a funny, odd, crazy, weird, awesome person. He can make you laugh no matter what mood you're in. He is very intelligent and very gifted. Ian is someone that you want to keep by your side at all times. He can be really stupid at moments. Ian is not a very competitive person, but does enjoy winning. Ian is an amazing person, and everyone loves him.
Person One: Hey who's that weird kid over there?

Person Two: Oh, Ian? He's not weird. He's just being... Ian.

Person One: He seems a little odd.

Person Two: He may be odd, but he's the greatest person you'll ever know.
by MoonMoon May 26, 2013

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