IMbush

To instant message a friend, co-worker or family member immediately after they become available online. The term applies most aptly to those who do so consistently and perpetuate lengthy and pointless instant messaging sessions.

Dick: "Did you get your fourth-quarter financials finished?"
Jane: "No, because my college roommate IMbushed me as soon as I booted up and I couldn't get rid of her"

IMbush by Jake Valentine January 8, 2008

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iAbuser

The name given to a person who excessively uses his/her iPhone. To an extreme extent as to construct and develop conversations and arguments that end in a question beyond the conversationlists' knowledge, wherein the iPhone becomes the final say. Includes unnecessary and constant iPhone application play throughout the day.

Horace: Hey Ned, I heard today that Mr. Rogers was a former Navy Seal?
Ned: I doubt that entirely.
Horace: I'll use my iPhone applications and iWiki that shit...after I finish up with my IMOB.
Ned: You're such a fuckin' iAbuser.

iAbuser by ofacebagels March 17, 2009

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IMbush

/noun/
A planned attack, committed by two or more internet-savvy people, which uses instant message to assault, interrogate, or incriminate a third party.

My attempt to date two boys at once fell apart when they IMbushed me, demanding I fess up.

IMbush by Maureen O'Connor July 10, 2004