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The new apple ipod watch that is in development. They plan for it to be 10 gigs.
Al - Dude have u seen my new iphone?

Flintr - iPhones suck, look at my iWatch!

Al - Sweet, trade?

Flintr - U wish
iWatch by Flintr January 15, 2008
ɪrætʃi
adjective

1. a word that can be used in place of anything else. Its meaning depends on the context and tone of voice in which it is utilized.

2. can also be used as a prefix (e.g. iratchiology, iratchi-ing)
Wow, that's... pretty iratchi...
PPAP IS SUCH AN IRATCHI SONG!
I think that what you just did is truly iratchi.

I specialize in the study of iratchiology.
iratchi by yumcabbage36 November 24, 2016

i watch it for the plot 

excuse for niggas who watch certain shows/porn and dont wanna admit they watch it to see titties jiggling in they face.
TYRONE: Nigga, are you watching kill la kill?
EKWUEME: NO! I WATCH IT FOR THE PLOT!
TYRONE: Yeah right nigga.
An iPod or similar device which contains only pirated songs or videos.
"Oh yeah, I have the new Kevin Smith flick. I'll give you a copy, let me get it off my iPatch."
iPatch by Nobody-Special March 16, 2009
(v.) The act of being bitched at.
(n.) A female that is, for all intents and purposes, a bitch.
Tony, your girl is buggin' out. Tell her to quit being such a iatch.
iatch by Goose H March 10, 2008

I watch babies sleeping 

The catch phrase of beloved superhero Awkward Creepy Old Man (ACOM)
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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