A non-apology where the apologizer seeks to put the onus for an offense on those offended, and the word "if" sets a condition by which they are not really sorry. A form of fauxpology.
"I'm sorry if anyone was offended by my slur."
"So, if no one was offended, that makes it okay, and you're not sorry? Classic ifpology."
Idiology is that perfect balance between idiocy and ideology for which people will blindly vote for. They will vote for people who are even mass murderers (as an example) and defend their vote, simply because they are running under a particular party that the voter is registered for.
John: I can't believe thatCharles Manson and Ted Bundy have just been elected President and Vice President of the United States of America.
Jane: I am shocked myself. Isn't Ted Bundy dead?
John: Is he? All I know is that my neighbor voted for them. He expresses his id-iology so well.
Jane: Agreed! He should be so proud of his idiological behavior!!!
derogatory: A person who makes excuses for the flaws and failures of Apple products (usually by way of dismissing or trashing competitors' products) and for the business practices of the Apple corporation.
syn: Appologist
See also: iPhag, iPhoney
"The iPologists will line up around the block to trash the newest flagship Android device, no matter how good it is."
"One would think the iPologists had never actually consideredprecisely WHY Macs don't get viruses."