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When an iPod shits itself.
So, I think my iPod may have shit itself by deciding to quit recognizing 90% of my music...

That sux ballz....iFail.
iFail by Kjade February 2, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
When your iphone auto corrects what you type and you touch send and then realize that what you sent was auto corrected.
bully:

Wait untill school tomorow! im gonna kiss your ass!!!

nerd:

why would you kiss my ass?!

bully:

I mean; KICK your ass!!! sorry that was an iFail, but im still kicking your ass tomorow!!
iFail by iphonescrewups August 22, 2011
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The definition of 'cute but devilish inside'. She looks nice until she beats your ass. Has pretty face and big ass. Probably from Eastern Europe.
"Hey, what's this girl's name?"
"Ivaila, don't fuck with her!"
ivaila by CuteButtface January 7, 2018
An unknown person at a party with questionable character.
Toshina: Hey, Beau Vice, what's up with that iffily girl in the corner?

Beau Vice: I don't know, but I just saw her take a drink without using her hands.
iffily by Helena Boys November 7, 2007
The app Hitler would have developed had smartphones been around in the 1930's and 40's. Features would include geocaching known Jews location, Hitler youth indoctrination guide, local meetups, Third Reich twitter feed, and Hitler's song/video of the day.
"Did you see The Führer's song of the day on iHail?"
"Yeah, he taught me how to dougie!"
iHail by The Real Master Blaster November 22, 2013
Ilaila is an absolutely amazing girl with long hair freckles on her face she can be an amazing best friend she can also have a sister she is the most amazing person ever and is extremely strong but don't piss her off or else...
Patrick: oh hey ilaila what's that on your shirt?
(Ilaila looks at her shirt Patrick flicks her in the nose)
Ilaila: oh Patrick you shouldn't have done that
Patrick: why?
(Ilaila chases Patrick with a stick and hits him in the head and he falls to the ground)
Ilaila: that's why
(walks away with a smile)

iFaithful 

Someone who fully supports Apple products, without hesitation and regardless of obvious shortcomings in the offering.
Dave: "Gee Mike, you're in late today!"
Mike: "Yeah, I had to fight my way through the iFaithful lined up at the electronics store around the courner, waiting for the 3G iPhone to be released!"
iFaithful by buckonz August 3, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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