/noun/ pertaining to the phenomena of projection seen in online media where individuals feel the grandiose right to deface others psychic space through electronic mediums such as walls of Facebook. This stems from magical beliefs about one’s special ability to perceive the world and reality. i-ego- graffiti often follows logic on topics such as politics, sports, relationships, and/or religion but is also notable for the individual’s inability to differentiate the manifest content from the latent material (i.e. inferiority, anger, self-doubt, etc.). i-ego-graffiti is a form of sublimation and a primary defense mechanism. i-ego-graffiti artists tend to have little awareness of their motivation.

I posted a video on Facebook and my crazy uncle dirtied my wall with i-Ego-Graffiti about Obama being a racist

i-Ego-Graffiti by ppatrickme9 March 6, 2012

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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