iCondolence
Guy: Dude! I just dropped my new iPhone and it shattered the screen, now it doesn't work!
Guy2: Awwww dude, my deepest iCondolences
Guy2: Awwww dude, my deepest iCondolences
iCondolence by kikitallica September 3, 2011
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Condolence High Five
Condolence high fives are no different from ordinary high fives, except that they are offered in condolence rather than in celebration.
Ted had the most horrible date; because Barney could relate to his sadness, he offered Ted a Condolence High Five.
Condolence High Five by Solo Amadeus April 11, 2022
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Law of Indolence
When one rewards themselves with an escape to their phone after completing a very minimal amount of work, with a minimal amount of effort.
Law of Indolence:
"Crikey, that was an intense page of reading. I have to read another 103 pages tonight, but I think I deserve to check what the homies are up to"
"Crikey, that was an intense page of reading. I have to read another 103 pages tonight, but I think I deserve to check what the homies are up to"
Law of Indolence by monkeykaka April 20, 2020
condolence
After the sudden death of Princess Diana, thousands of messages of condolenc were sent to her family.
condolence by Larstait November 10, 2003
Condolence-Five
Condolence-Five by Quinnstefani December 3, 2014
condolences window
The time period within which it is still reasonable to expect condolences for the death of a relative.
Dave: My uncle Pete died 5 years ago today.
Andy: Yeah, do you want to go to the pub tonight?
Dave: What the fuck, I just told you that my uncle Pete died.
Andy: Yeah, and?
Dave: Well, aren't you going to say "I'm sorry"?
Andy: Fuck that, 5 years is way outside the condolences window!
Andy: Yeah, do you want to go to the pub tonight?
Dave: What the fuck, I just told you that my uncle Pete died.
Andy: Yeah, and?
Dave: Well, aren't you going to say "I'm sorry"?
Andy: Fuck that, 5 years is way outside the condolences window!
condolences window by Mentirosa August 6, 2011
condolence boner
The condolence boner is a very common phenomenon among the male gender, which occurs when another party has received unfortual news and there is no way to comfort him/her, but with an erection.
Sandra: Oh my god, I just got fired!
Will: I'm so sorry
Sandra: Wow, what is that?
Will: Condolence boner honey, hop on.
Will: I'm so sorry
Sandra: Wow, what is that?
Will: Condolence boner honey, hop on.
condolence boner by Blue- White Colonel March 22, 2016
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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