iBitch

a person who is socially dependant on their iPod and refuses to partake in any sort of action without one.

Bob: Hey dawg, lets go and jump in puddles!
Rob: No way man. My iPod isn't charged.
Bob: Why do you have to be such a little iBitch all the time

by Meth-4-Life July 15, 2008

IBitch

An IBitch is a person who constantly shows off his/her Ipod, and most importantly, tries to get everybody else to buy one, and bitch about them if they refuse...

IBitch: "Hey Jimmy, Check out my new 120GB Video Ipod! Its awesome! Why don't you have one? You should definately go get one! Its only 500$ what are you waiting for? Come on... Join the sensation"

Poor Jimmy: "I can't afford it, god damn you! Quit being such an IBitch!"

by Farligt Kat June 20, 2007

iBitch

A help desk technician in an office that only uses Microsoft products who is forced to help someone with their personal Macbook, iPad, iPhone or other Apple product.

Joe: Hey Stan, can you help me setup my iPad that I just bought?

Stan: No. I will not be your iBitch.

by kyleorlando January 17, 2013

iBitching

To bitch at Apple Products

To give someone grief about their undying love for Apple products.

A Clever Person: "Your iPhone is a bit wank cos its only got EDGE."
An Apple Fanboy: "Quit your iBitching!"

by NHO December 3, 2007

iBitch

Your personal bitch that will advise you and all your needs. Your iBitch will always be there and is also robotic.

Male: iBitch, how is status of Bethany’s ass today?

iBitch: Her. ass. is. doing. bitchy.

by Bitch Expert August 28, 2019

iBitch

Any bitchy girl who lives in Illinois. Could also be a variation of a bitchy girl from Iowa, or Indiana, etc. More generally used and accepted when a person who lives in or is deeply involved with another state is talking about someone from an "I" state.

Mizzou (or any other non "I" state college) student: Ugh, I don't want to go home for the holidays. I'll have to deal with those old highschool iBitches all over again.

by Lindsey Baorski March 9, 2008

iBitching

What someone does when they complain about an Apple product not working.

My roommate (Mac User): "Ugh, why is my computer not detecting my flash drive??"

Me: "Oh stop your iBitching, it's 'cause you're on a Mac."

by kloveall March 3, 2011