2 definitions by NHO

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To bitch at Apple Products

To give someone grief about their undying love for Apple products.
A Clever Person: "Your iPhone is a bit wank cos its only got EDGE."
An Apple Fanboy: "Quit your iBitching!"
by NHO December 03, 2007

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fuk-zohrred

Past participle of "fucked" or "buggered".

Normally shouted by a third party at someone elses' expense.
"Chris left doing his coursework far too late, he's fookzored!"

Person A: "Oh crap, I just dropped my laptop in the lake"
Person B: "Haha! Fookzored!"
by NHO December 03, 2007

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