| 1. | Backhanded Jobin | ||
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Backhanded Jobin - The act of Dutch Ruddering whist watching "I Love You Man" and texting on your I-phon. Yo Bromosexual, wanna come pound some brewskis while we appreciate the cinematic masterpiece that is Sydney Fife? Brah, I'll totes hook you a Backhanded Jobin. It's not gay - cuz your touching your dick, not me.
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| 2. | powerful awesome | ||
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adj. The words to be used when no other describing word will do. Powerful awesome things include cake, alcohol, football, and physics.
If anyone in a social situation describes you as powerful awesome you can immediately assume they are coming on to you. Be careful using this term in a single sex environment, unless you want some homo-action. Powerul awesome is a term that has been used at many historical events: in 1066 at the Battle of Hastings, William heard of Harolds death and proclaimed 'I'm going to be a powerful awesome King'; on VE-day, Hitler was heard to say 'Ich bin nicht powerful awesome - argh!' which is German for 'the allied forces are too powerful awesome for me - argh'; in 1969 Neil Armstrong stepped onto the moon and declared 'Houston, the moon is powerful awesome'; and recently I had a really nice bit of Chocolate pudding and said 'Mum, this cake is powerful awesome'. Never use the term 'powerful awesome' in prison. Jake: 'Mike just called you powerful awesome'
Phon: 'Poof!' Grizzly Adams: 'How powerful awesome is this shelter I've produced!' Mother Nature: '-' |
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| 3. | movie phone | ||
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The number for movie phone is 713 333 FILM. Call it to here an annoying guy! I needed to know what movies were playing but forgot the number so i looked on urban dictionary and found it under movie phone!
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| 4. | haqfon | ||
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Pronounced "Hak-phon"
The original usage of this word refers to "huffy air quickly forced out nose", used to indicate bemusement to a lesser degree than a "laugh out loud". Statement: I was in a sauna with 3 naked chicks. Imagine! Me and 6 boobs!
Reply: haqfon Statement: You might wish to re-evaluate your claims old chap, or you shall be on the receiving end of the beating of a lifetime Reply: haqfon Statement: We indulged in a spot of wolfbagging, and had a nice bacon sandwich afterwards. Reply: haqfon |
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| 5. | [Phonica] | ||
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to fuck or do someone in the booty hole
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| 6. | phonica | ||
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to fuck or do someone in the booty hole Yeah, you like it when I Phonica, let me Phonica you harder!
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| 7. | Fon | ||
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an act of sharing a bed with a member of the opposite sex while they keep their jeans on. I'm having a Fon night tonight...
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