That's not how I dress

I don't adhere to those rules, I don't act like that, or I'm not okay with that.

Marcus posted some blue lives matter thing on his wall, so I unfollowed him because that's not how I dress.

That's not how I dress by Reya Kalel August 4, 2019

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I LIKE YOUR DRESS

Yes, SIGNAL

A PEDOPHILE SEX CHANGE.

You see that guy expose himself , " describe him, "I LIKE YOUR DRESS , as that SKIRT, "STOP" as that is our PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN as he is our resident SHITEATER and PISS DRINKER.

When I wear always the same STINKY DRESS as the SMELL IS DOWN WIND my COCK AND BALLS as well as MY ASS makes an appearance at times where certain people give me a compliment , " I LIKE YOUR DRESS".

I LIKE YOUR DRESS by .MANDATORY SHITEATER August 4, 2022

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I Love That Dress

It’s a “friend phrase” for when you are loving your environment, place or situation with said friend.

Chad: “Let’s go to Montreal and hit up the gay district”
Jesse: “YES girl, I love that dress”

I Love That Dress by A Chelaea Handler Fan October 10, 2022

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I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them by Saulman500 March 22, 2024

Do I look fat in this dress?

The question that every woman will invariably ask of their significant other atleast once. She is fishing for a compliment and the correct answer is ALWAYS no. Do not say yes unless you enjoy sleeping on the couch and pulling your own pork for a month.

"Do I look fat in this dress?"
"Absolutely not, you sexy beast, you."

Do I look fat in this dress? by Miss Stevie December 29, 2003

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Do I look fat in this dress?

Asked by that fat pig you've been porking, when the answer is obviously yes. If you say yes, however, you will never tap that ass again, ever.

Her: Do I look fat in this dress?
You: Who let the pig out? Snort snort snort snort. WHO LET THE PIG OUT? and so on...

Do I look fat in this dress? by Nick D February 10, 2003

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Do I look fat in this dress?

The ONLY response is :

AHHH HELLLZZZ NO GIRL!

Otherwise yo' in the shit.

Do I look fat in this dress? by Diego September 11, 2003

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