i-Tunesicated 

The act of purchasing music from iTunes while under the influence of alcohol. The term is generally associated with the purchase of music that one wouldn’t normally buy.

"Dude, I was so wasted last night, I downloaded the entire "Hi in Fidelity” album by REO Speedwagon because I thought it actually sounded good. It was a serious case of being i-Tunesicated."

i-Tunesicated by The Comma Cowboy June 26, 2009

I call tuesdays 

I call tuesdays (or day of choice)

When smoking or drinking something that is shared you say "i call tuesdays" meaning i got next. The first person is mondays and so on and so forth. So if you are third then you are wednesdays and etc. Hopefully you get what im saying.

Yo this weed is good!
Second in circle: Sweet man I call tuesdays!
Third in circle: I got wednesdays!

I call tuesdays by Icalltuesdays September 14, 2022

tones and i

Toni Watson,
an Australian alternative artist who achieved mainstream success with the single “Dance Monkey” in 2019.

She began her career busking in Melbourne and later in Byron Bay, where she was discovered by her current manager.

Her music is generally indie pop/EDM. Her success in her home country has made her a national treasure.

Tones And I is one of the most talented artists of our generation.

tones and i by TonesDaily November 6, 2020

Tones and I

Tones and I is a celebrity who sings “Dance Monkey,” “welcome To The Madhouse,” and “Eyes Don’t Lie.”

I love the artist Tones and I!
Does Tones and I sings this?

Tones and I by JJoJJoo May 18, 2022

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

"I'd like you to lend me some money"

Etymology is from the cartoon "Popeye", where the character Wimpy would frequently utter this phrase. He was a glutton, and would consume burgers at a ferocious rate but could rarely pay for his habit.

The phrase implies the underlying feeling that the person will unlikely actually pay for the hamburger (or whatever) on Tuesday (or ever, for that matter.

I told my bank that I'd gladly 'pay them tuesday for a hamburger today' to buy that new sportscar, but they wouldn't approve me.

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today by Don Engel May 17, 2004

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

From Popeye cartoons. Line often uttered by Popeye's portly friend Wimpy. Of course, "Tuesday" would never come, and so Wimpy constantly secured himself a free lunch. Thus the line is used to jokingly indicate that one would like to "borrow" something without any real intention of ever paying you back.

At the movies:

Bob: Aw man, I forgot my wallet! Hey Joe, I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a movie ticket today...?

Joe: Yeah whatever...I'll buy your sorry ass another movie ticket just shut up.

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today by beavinator May 17, 2004

I was Born on a Tuesday 

A phrase used to announce the person talking is about to go way beyond oversharing, normally used to a sign to the person listening to tell the talker to shut up!
(other days are also valid, but Tuesday is the most likely to be used)

"I can't believe we're going to see my sister that lives in another town ... she got married two years ago and now she's having a baby .... I'm really looking forward to see my nephew ... I was Born on a Tuesday ....:
"dude, buddy! why you're talking to me like I had a stroke?"

I was Born on a Tuesday by Pistis September 4, 2017