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I said Lord 

Used when someone's hairline is so irreversibly receded that you have to resort to sacred prayers to God in an attempt to restore it.
Guy 1: "I prayed for yo hairline 5 times a day like a Muslim. I got down on my knees and I said Lord, hear my prayers. But yo shits so busted that even the Lord turned his back on yo ass."
Guy 2: "No worries. I'll paint it in like LeBron."
I said Lord by bobbybobson68 March 3, 2019
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I said whoever threw that paper

An unfinished sentence on a vine made by an angry teacher after one of his students throws a paper airplane across the room, then proceeds to insult the anonymous student’s mother by calling her a hoe
“I sAiD wHoEvEr tHrEw tHaT pApEr, yO mOmS a hOe”

I said what I said

Doubling down on a controversial statement you previously made. Making it very clear that you have zero regrets over what you said, the statement remains factual and therefore you will not be apologizing to any persons offended by your valid opinions.
Kandi: So you saying my mama is low in the gutter ?!

Nene: Did I say she was low in the gutter? Did I write that she was low in the gutter ?

Kandi: WELL you implied it!

Nene: no I SAID WHAT I SAID!! ….And I ain’t changing on it!
I said what I said by Abbifranch January 22, 2022

I SAID RIGHT NOW 

an angry ass phrase you yell when you want someone to do something RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
the sentence prior must have contained right now
originated from the Need For Speed: Heat trailer, and made popular by it's comment section
friend: hey i need you to get these papers right now

me: its fuck-you friday bud, fuck you.

friend: I SAID RIGHT NOW
I SAID RIGHT NOW by SSundeeYT August 16, 2019

I SAID WOW 

When someone does do something incredibly shocking, and the only thing you can say is "WOW."
Person 1: Yo bro, you remember that girl Josh use to call chopped?
Person 2: Yea what happened?
Person 1: He fucked her last night at the rooftop party.
Person 2: .... I SAID WOW.
I SAID WOW by Beezxs September 25, 2018

I said good day! 

I've had enough of listening to your drivel. Begone!

As spoken memorably by the inimitable Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka himself in "Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory":

Grandpa Joe: You're a crook. You're a cheat and a swindler. How could you do a thing like this, raise up a little boy's hopes and then dash all his dreams to pieces? You're an inhuman monster.
Willy Wonka: I said good day!
I said good day! by Glinda October 3, 2005

i said what i said

when u say something shocking or unpopular and a bitch gets caught off guard or surprised
person 1: shawn mendes is hot but his music succs
person 2: huh?!
person 1: i said what i said