I like turtles 

A responce to a boring question that you don't feel like answering. It may also, in rare cases, express one's true love of turltes. <3

Johnathan you're looking good you have an awesome face paint job what do you think?

-I like turtles.

I like turtles by Michael Habic November 25, 2007

'I like turtles' bomb 

dropping 'i like turtles' at random or inappropriate moments in a conversation. This phrase was made famous by that stupid kid on the internet when asked a question which did not merit an 'i like turles' response. It can be funny if used sparingly... very sparingly.

person1: that test was nothing what i expected, i hope i passed.

person2: yeah, that test was tough.

person1: it's like, could she have made that test any harder?

person3: I like turtles.

person1: you're retarded.

person2: i thought it was kind of funny. it helps that he does it sparingly! Nice 'I like turtles' bomb, person3.

'I like turtles' bomb by TribbleDibbleBibble(sc3n3) October 12, 2010

I like turtles 

A phrase that was created in response to an epic fail. It is also used to silence stupidity.

I like turtles.

I like turtles by Brad Loeffler June 30, 2010

I like turtles 

What you say to a fail post/comment/etc.

Poster; ZOMG BRING ME TEH HERPEZ IS DA BEST BAND EVAR I ALSO LIEK ALL TIEM HOMO

Commenter; I like turtles/toitlez.

I like turtles by KarenHartzTehToitlez July 3, 2010

I like turtles 

I like turtles.

Omg I like turtles.

I like turtles by stinky fart rat August 27, 2017

I like turtles 

when the convo is more than boring and they are not listening

Namine: LOL i just read the most funny text so basic--
Niki: I like turtles

What Niki Is Thinking
i hate turtles but sh is soooooo boring

I like turtles by Nermine February 27, 2017

I like turtles 

Whenever you see an epic fail, let it know how much you like turtles. It's the latest trend, created by Brad Loeffler (not his real name) of MyYearbook.com on 6/19/10. Turtles will soon get worldwide recognition. It's only a matter of time ;)

I like turtles.

I like turtles by BradLikesTurtles June 28, 2010