Yes-know-i-don't-know 

1 No answer really or 2 .the start of a possible lie. 3. Fear of saying no. 4. Fear of giving the wrong answer. 5 Funny goofy way to avoid the real question.

Did you see anyone you know at the party? Yes-know-i-don't-know

Yes-know-i-don't-know by whittle myself the kind June 25, 2015

I don't know i'm Thuli

Something you say when you don't know a topic or an answer. It is a form of ragebait against your peers. Originated from the island of Sri Lanka, where it was found written on a slab of clay, in an unknown language.

Mike: Yo did you fix your car
Kelvin: I don't know i'm Thuli...

I don't know i'm Thuli by Matthew Regozo October 28, 2025

I don’t know what I’m doing lol

What you can say when you literally dead because of how bored you actually are.

Dude 1: i don’t know what I’m doing lol
Dude 2: cmon let’s go play sum minecraft

I don’t know what I’m doing lol by Ummmmm hi May 14, 2020

I don't know why I have these goggles 

A phrase uttered by those who have given up on life after realizing their existence is meaningless, futile, and possibly fraudulent. Etymology: Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode "Dumber Dolls"

Happy Time Harry: Hey, wiggle jiggle, why you jiggle so much? Is it because he know deep inside you're a fraud? ... What the hell do you need night vision goggles for? You're a hillbilly!

Jiggle Billy: I don't know why I have these goggles ...

I don't know why I have these goggles by Cephiroth May 15, 2010

I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut

Originally Northern Irish, this expression shows confusion. As in:

(1) I'm so drunk I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut!
(2) What the fuck are you talking about?! You don't know if you need a shit or a haircut!

I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut by Bobby8585 July 30, 2008

I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more 

so I am all out of words and so little fucking ideas tighten my mind desperately

Kidnapper ask for candy: I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more,, take candy

I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

I don't know what I'm going to do with you! 

Significant other is fed up or exhausted with the idea of you being around them.

Justin, you are getting to be too much and I'm confused about how I should handle you! You have made me mad/annoyed for the last time!!
("I don't know what I'm going to do with you!" is to be aggravated or annoyed by one's actions)

I don't know what I'm going to do with you! by anonymous November 18, 2022