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I Don't Want to Clean 

The reason I am on urban dictionary.
Mom: This place is a mess you should clean it.

Me: I don't want to clean, but I will! *insert "I Lied!" meme here*
I Don't Want to Clean by i<3Kopitar December 31, 2011

I should do what you do, And you should clean my balls

A phrase that is when you think someone is stupid and is not qualified for their job and you could do that something better and you already know what
Guy1: i just watched the movie aladdin i think its a good childrens movie that doesnt have a deep message
Guy2: well i watched it and its clearly critical of how poverty and the lower class are treated in egypt I should do what you do, And you should clean my balls

I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 

You type the sentence "I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚" on a tiktok video. You found it so hot that you didn't have enough time to beat your thing to it, and you cummed immediately.
Tiktok video on a watermelon.
Some dude: I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?

When a girl pisses on a guy during sex and the guy has to lick the piss covered clit
Stacy: Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?
Bob: 𝒩π’ͺ

I cleaned the heel on my skate shoes for this 

Said fock it and went all in, dedicating the time and effort for something to happen
β€œShe better show up to this party, I cleaned the heel on my skate shoes for this”

It's about time I cleaned out that bakery 

Invented by Litty Lit (she ain't never gonna quit, lit lit big rip)

Letting one rip by an indivudual whos ass is bakery (thicc)
Litty let one rip this time she followed through, as she waddled away she thought "It's about time I cleaned out that bakery".