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but don't tell Carly I said that. 

A commonly used phrase amongst angsty teenage girls and their man-bitches.
"I got in a fight with my boyfriend, but don't tell Carly I said that... or the whole fucking world will know... gossipy-ass bitch."

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands 

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I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands Is one of the first sentence ideas that comes up when you search for i hate it when, in google

I hate it when a llama named Carl 

A top result when you type in the Google search bar "I hate it when" - this particular phrase is a reference to the Filmcow series Llamas with Hats; specifically episode 1 where we see a handless corpse of a man leaning up against a wall. Paul inquires to his friend Carl what happened, after which Carl confesses to stabbing the man 37 times and eating his hands because he had "the rumblies". This google result alludes to being from the perspective of the stabbed man.
I hate it when a llama named Carl stabbed me in the chest 37 times and eats my hands.

Where am I GOING, CARL?! 

A seriously funny line from the Nationwide Insurance "Vanishing Deductible" commercial.
Guy: Every year you don't have an accident, your deductible goes down!

One year- *Guy fades slightly*
The next year- *Fades again*

Keeps fading and says "Where am I GOING, CARL?!"
*Guy disappears completely*
Carl: (in a sort of giggly, high pitched voice)

....That was awesome!

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands 

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Icarly-Syndrome 

When a girl (or man/non-binary) has a person simping for them, only to reject them for a period of time and then get upset when their ego booster wants to get into a relationship with someone else who isn't them (despite them showing disinterest in the first place). This is behavior the protagonist of Icarly showcased towards a male character.
"Hailey's upset I wanna date Cassandra even though she's been rejecting me for the past month or so."
"She has Icarly-Syndrome. Don't worry about it."