6 definitions by A random nobody :)
The opposite of Rizz - being completely unable to flirt or throw game. Fizz is referred to a substance that quickly fizzles out or disappears. Like some people's confidence in speaking to their object of attraction.
Carlos: Seriously bro? You think saying "Your hair looks small" is a compliment?
Daniel: I was nervous, you know how I get around Emily!
Carlos: You've got major fizz, bro. We need to work on that.
Daniel: I was nervous, you know how I get around Emily!
Carlos: You've got major fizz, bro. We need to work on that.
by A random nobody :) September 11, 2023
A girl who preaches that men should look past her looks and see her personality, but harshly judges men based on their appearances.
Deborah: Ugh, I hate men! All men want these days is a barbie doll with huge boobs and a big ass! They only marry the girls who look like strippers! Why can't a guy just accept me for me and love me the way I am?!
Jane: Well, Haiden likes you. Wanna try dating him?
Deborah: Hell no, he's 5'5 and works as a cashier. If a man's not at least 6'0 tall, he don't deserve me.
Jane: You're a Double-Standard Debbie. It's no wonder you're single.
Jane: Well, Haiden likes you. Wanna try dating him?
Deborah: Hell no, he's 5'5 and works as a cashier. If a man's not at least 6'0 tall, he don't deserve me.
Jane: You're a Double-Standard Debbie. It's no wonder you're single.
by A random nobody :) April 30, 2023
The transgender version of an incel. They act as though they are entitled to sex or a relationship from people they are attracted to, simply because they're part of a minority that isn't heteronormative. They'll blame the recipient for being transphobic or a horrible person simply because they don't like them. Just like how incels will call women 'whores' for not wanting to date them either.
Trans woman: Hey, I like you. Will you go out with me?
Guy: I'm flattered, but no thanks. I prefer women who were born women, y'know? I'm very sorry. I hope you find someone, though!
Trans woman: Alright, well fuck you then, you transphobic asshole!
Guy: What? How am I being transphobic?
Trans woman: Because you're attracted to women but you won't date me because I'm trans! It's transphobic!
Guy: Okay then. By your logic, it's sexist for a gay man to not wanna date a woman.
Trans woman: You just don't get it!
Guy: I dodged a bullet. You're a Trans-cel.
Guy: I'm flattered, but no thanks. I prefer women who were born women, y'know? I'm very sorry. I hope you find someone, though!
Trans woman: Alright, well fuck you then, you transphobic asshole!
Guy: What? How am I being transphobic?
Trans woman: Because you're attracted to women but you won't date me because I'm trans! It's transphobic!
Guy: Okay then. By your logic, it's sexist for a gay man to not wanna date a woman.
Trans woman: You just don't get it!
Guy: I dodged a bullet. You're a Trans-cel.
by A random nobody :) June 18, 2023
The act of turning a completely non-romantic situation into a romantic one because the person is desperate to feel as if someone actually loves them back.
"I think that cute cashier was flirting with me."
"Katie, I don't think someone saying have a nice day is considered flirting."
"No, he's definitely flirting with me. He gave me a bag."
"A bag to put your food in. You have severe Flirtatious Desperation."
"Katie, I don't think someone saying have a nice day is considered flirting."
"No, he's definitely flirting with me. He gave me a bag."
"A bag to put your food in. You have severe Flirtatious Desperation."
by A random nobody :) February 24, 2022
Simping and defending a very popular e-girl that has a reputation for doing horrible shit online. Basically white knighting women that should burn in hell.
by A random nobody :) August 4, 2020
When a girl (or man/non-binary) has a person simping for them, only to reject them for a period of time and then get upset when their ego booster wants to get into a relationship with someone else who isn't them (despite them showing disinterest in the first place). This is behavior the protagonist of Icarly showcased towards a male character.
"Hailey's upset I wanna date Cassandra even though she's been rejecting me for the past month or so."
"She has Icarly-Syndrome. Don't worry about it."
"She has Icarly-Syndrome. Don't worry about it."
by A random nobody :) December 21, 2021