(ahy-vuhn; Russ. ee-vahn) (kel-ee),
1982 - Present, Landscape Architect, American Icon, and fashion trend setter; U.S. citizen; most notably credited with the invention of the popped-collar which to date has been responsible for nearly 7% of the entire GDP of the United States between the years of 2001 - 2005. Despite the undisputed economic gains which resulted from the initial jolt in sales of Polo shirts, respected economists both home and abroad are now tributing the economic collapse of 2008 to I.J. Kelley based on fundamental evidence indicating many homeowners began defaulting on their mortgages in order to divert personal income toward excessive numbers of "pop-able" collared shirts; Academy award for role in Waterworld 1993.
1982 - Present, Landscape Architect, American Icon, and fashion trend setter; U.S. citizen; most notably credited with the invention of the popped-collar which to date has been responsible for nearly 7% of the entire GDP of the United States between the years of 2001 - 2005. Despite the undisputed economic gains which resulted from the initial jolt in sales of Polo shirts, respected economists both home and abroad are now tributing the economic collapse of 2008 to I.J. Kelley based on fundamental evidence indicating many homeowners began defaulting on their mortgages in order to divert personal income toward excessive numbers of "pop-able" collared shirts; Academy award for role in Waterworld 1993.
Oh man am I glad I followed in the footsteps of I. J. Kelley and started popping my collar, otherwise my neck would be getting uber sunburned right now!
by J. Fehr. November 11, 2010
Inside Joke and you're on the Outside. Used on someone looking for an explanation of an inside joke. Usually leads to further confusion, as it is often use as an inside joke of its own.
Guy: Jane sure is bootylicious.
Guy 2: That thing is like a watermelon!
Girl: What are you guys talking about?
Guy: I J and you're on the O.
Guy 2: That thing is like a watermelon!
Girl: What are you guys talking about?
Guy: I J and you're on the O.
by StegDizzleG July 29, 2011
Abbreviation of "Join In". A spoken adaption of the culture of 'text language.' Used either as a noun to refer to someone who is an unwelcome member of the party but impossible to shake off, or as a verb describing the action of joining in with a group of people for lack of any better occupation.
Related to tag along.
Related to tag along.
Noun: "Who invited Katie? She's such a J. I."
Verb: "Hey my bus will be delayed by at least an hour so can I J. I. with you guys?"
Verb: "Hey my bus will be delayed by at least an hour so can I J. I. with you guys?"
by drum'nabass September 9, 2007
by tony October 27, 2004
Alyssa is the one person who you would never forget. She is one of the nicest people in the world and will do anything to make sure the one she cares about are safe. If you need to cry, she is the one you go to. If you need to laugh, she is the one you go to. If you need to be hugged and cared for, she is the one you go to. Alyssa is beautiful inside out. She has plenty of guys chasing her but if she doesn't like many of them. So if Alyssa likes you make sure you never let her go or mess up because you will always regret it. She is truly amazing.
by Lagitiscool October 4, 2018
A complement you receive if you have extremely fresh shoes. You normally receive this complement if you are wearing Jordan's but it can really apply to any shoes you are wearing as long as they are extremely fresh.
Guy 1: Ay gurl I like yo J's.
Girl: What I roll good Joint's?
Guy 2: Naw, Naw, he means yo shoes, they fresh.
Girl: Ah, thanks boy.
Girl: What I roll good Joint's?
Guy 2: Naw, Naw, he means yo shoes, they fresh.
Girl: Ah, thanks boy.
by BB0YDANY0 March 28, 2010