I'll be in the garage. 

I'll be in the garage is a reference to the show "Rick and Morty where rick and his lover call it off. He gets home and tells his family how life is meaningless and says I'll be in the garage, where he has a attempt of suicide.

Jake: Are you okay dude? That break up was pretty harsh.

Gage: Yeah I'm fine, I'll be in the garage.

I'll be in the garage. by Jackson davidson October 9, 2017

i'll be darned 

Being surprised.

Something you couldn't/didn't think of.

Something you can't agree on.

This phrase was first started by southern Africans at the time of 17th century. People usually use it now when they see something that they thought was impossible, has been done. Or sometimes it can be used in a manner of not agreeing to something, in case of apologizing etc.

I'll be darned if I say sorry to him.

He finished the game on hard difficulty? I'll be darned.

i'll be darned by The helper ! October 8, 2013

I'll be ready in 5 minutes 

The validation of Einstein's theory of relativity, in which the concept of five minutes is infinitely elastic, and feminine.

"I'll be ready in 5 minutes" she liked to say, and he knew he could relax for at least an hour.

I'll be ready in 5 minutes by Monkey's Dad April 22, 2023

i'll be damned 

Can be used in two different ways. One way being shock or surprise. The other way is more of a stubborn, selfpride thing meaning you refuse to do something, say something, believe something, etc.

Well, I'll be damned. Kenny fell in love with a hoe.

Or

I'll be damned if I stress over some girl.

i'll be damned by CTFMNiyah September 11, 2013

I'll be back 

Three of the seventeen words Arnold Schwarzenegger utters in the sci-fi classic 'The Terminator'. Said in a deep and emotionless voice (in an Austrian accent) to a police officer, before the menacing Robot returns and ploughs a car into the police station, thus gaining access to the area he was forbidden to enter.

Voted to be the greatest catchphrase of all time by movie critics, and also said in the sequels to the movie.

"You'll have to wait, sir"

*Arnie looks over counter, then stares at the policeman*

"...I'll be back...."

I'll be back by Gumba Gumba March 1, 2004

I'll be in my bunk 

Coined by Jayne Cobb in the TV series Firefly, and said throughout one episode when he felt aroused by the ship's resident Companion and her female client.

"I'll be in my bunk"

I'll be in my bunk by Klamath November 18, 2006

I'll be in my bunk 

A subtle hint that whatever has just occurred was so arousing that the person who said it needs to go someplace private and masturbate...alot.

Guy 1: Look over there, something extremely sexy is happening.
Guy 2: I'll be in my bunk.

I'll be in my bunk by Blargenfast November 4, 2015