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Hyperactive Wiping Disorder 

A syndrome spawned by the Coronavirus causing consumers to overbuy toilet paper which has caused them to over-engage in wiping their rear ends.
Each and every member of my family has, one by one, begun to manifest the compulsive and frightening symptoms of Hyperactive Wiping Disorder.

hyperactive 

To be very hyper....
WHOOHOO!!! YEAH!!!! LALALA!!!!! DAMN!!! SO DAMN HYPER!!!! i WANT CANDY!!!!!
hyperactive by jalalabad October 14, 2003

hyperactive gums 

a really skewed gum-to-tooth ratio in which the gums are HUGE in comparison to the size of the teeth, which in turn, look like mini chiclets.
she has such hyperactive gums and i dont want her slobbery gums on my water bottle so i refuse to give her water.

Hyperactive 

Someone who can be so ridiculously hyper that sometimes, they just over the top. You would think they have a constant sugar supply or something
That kid over there is way to hyperactive
Hyperactive by Peach pudding May 22, 2018

Hyperactive Turmoil Disembodiment 

Ross and Dan tumbled down a hill in an infinity looped shaped 69. They then proceed to fall off of a cliff where that final scene from Titanic plays and Dan dies from hyperactive turmoil disembodiment

hyperactive banshee

That one crazy friend that'll be very loud and obnoxious, and also act like they're on drugs even though they're sober.
Some guy: Yo who's that chick?
His friend: the one dancing?
Guy: no that girl that's literally doing laps around the bar and screaming like a hyperactive banshee.
hyperactive banshee by Aiphos December 19, 2019