hypervaginosis

the condition or state of being a "big pussy". Occasionally used by health professionals to refer to a patient that whines extensively about relatively minor things.

That guy won't shut up about his sore finger. His diagnosis should be hypervaginosis!

hypervaginosis by ImDontknow March 6, 2011

hypervagilate

a medical term to describe the tearing of muscles in the scrotum/ leg/ arm region

I hypervagilated my weiner last week / adolf hypervagilated his buthole after pooping

hypervagilate by Flowquinn April 24, 2017

hypervagina 

An open vagina that is constantly inserted with objects such as umbrellas, tent poles, bottles, and barrels of monkeys.

Tina's hypervagina likes monkey barrels.

hypervagina by will tig September 13, 2006

hypervagilant 

A state of being acutely aware of your vagina and the danger it faces. You may feel tense, anxious, jumpy, etc.

While walking alone at night I had to be hypervagilant of any threats. See "Oblivion" by Grimes.

hypervagilant by bextra September 26, 2020

hypervagination

The state achieved when a woman breathes so hard during and after a big orgasm that she thinks she's hyperventilating. See also: hypervaginate, hypervaginating.

Amanda was breathing so hard after her last orgasm that she asked for a paper bag to breathe into but she had just reached a state of hypervagination.

hypervagination by Motorbeard October 9, 2015

Hypervagilant 

For a guy to to be fixated on every potentially bedable girl in his vicinity to the neglect of everyone and everything else.

Ed didn't even know the score of the game, because he was hypervagilant throughout the watch party.

Hypervagilant by DokturRick May 20, 2025