hymnal 

Although it shares only a few letters with "hymen," hymen can often be confused with hymnal, a bound and protected repository of godly songs. Hymnals are sometimes ornate and their seals must be broken in to allow for easy access and page turning.

Both hymens and hymnals protect holy stuff sweet to the ears and to the touch.

Open your hymnal to page 104 and let's all sing the hymn, "Hallelujah, Praise God."

hymnal by Ex-church chick April 30, 2009

Hymnas 

Short for Hymnasio. A place people go to pay homage to the gods of steel. Here is where the people lift large amounts of weight to find the answer to "the riddle of steel".

"Man we have to hit up the hymnas, because I feel weak and look like a little girl".

Hymnas by C Petra January 2, 2009

hymnastics 

Choir practice. Any type of singing exercise for a Christian church.

I'd sing for you right now but my throat hurts from all the vocal hymnastics.

hymnastics by coffeebot February 22, 2008

White winter hymnal 

When it's cold in your room and you shoot a load on your tummy-tum-tum and it's warm then it gets cold and crusty.

Dude you know it's winter when you get the first white winter hymnal

White winter hymnal by RadDaddyTom December 10, 2018

Hymnal 

Stands for hell yea my nice anal licker

Michelle Obama: I can't wait to go praise Jesus with hymnals
Danny Devito: fuck yeah

Hymnal by Fook_D'yormum November 8, 2019

Hymnal 

Stands for:

Hell yea, my nice anal licker

Michelle Obama: I can't wait to go praise Jesus with these hymnals!!!
Danny Devito: same!!!

Hymnal by Fook_D'yormum November 8, 2019