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To become clean and glistenin' and shit.
"That's hygene nigga." wise words from The Health Inspector.
hygene by Ded song May 24, 2015

jeckyl and hydeness 

Condition in which the carrier has constant mood swings.
One minute you are happy and the next you are sad. I am tired of your jeckyl and hydeness.
jeckyl and hydeness by Maximoff April 21, 2007

hypeness 

Its when somebody is extry happy about something they've acommplished.
Like if everybody sittin in class, and the teacher gives their test papers back, and you got the highest score, and you scream, yeah I got an one hundred!!!!!, everybody would most likely say aight hypeness! Chill.
hypeness by Swphillygurl November 24, 2006

hypenesis 

<Hype-ness-es >
The moment where hype begins to gain momentum. The genesis of hype.
Bro1 - we should throw a rager!
Broette1- down!
Bro2- down!

-Bro3 and Broette2 overhear chatter and curiously enter room-

Bro3 - are you all throwing a rager without us?
Broette2 - better not be!
Bro1 - no, never. This is the hypenesis. Spread word.
Bro2- Bro
Broette1- Bro
Bro3- Bro
Broette2- Bro

- ultimate rager commences -
hypenesis by J-Dub from 707 November 20, 2019

Hymeneering 

The practice or profession of spoiling virgins.
While in high-school, Bob began a career in hymeneering after discovering that only virgins would have intercourse with him.
Hymeneering by verbsmith April 19, 2010

personal hygene 

the result of frequent, diligent bathing
To be a geek, programming skils are essential and a haphazard approach to personal hygene is considered useful.
personal hygene by attogeek July 7, 2003