a condition created when the rear struts or shocks of a car stop functioning and the weight of the car rests only on the springs causing the ass end to bounce under hard braking.
adds at least 10% to the coolness factor of a car
adds at least 10% to the coolness factor of a car
by tempopetey November 24, 2007
by boella scheepers August 21, 2010
don blue got the pickup bar re-buff, and it was gasoline on the flames of his hydraulic angst!!
cindy was 'playing' billy's hydraulic angst!!
the escort helped drive off big ed's hydraulic angst!!
cindy was 'playing' billy's hydraulic angst!!
the escort helped drive off big ed's hydraulic angst!!
by michael foolsley April 25, 2011
by kachowa January 29, 2023
When a woman puts duct tap over her ass hole and proceeds to slowly sit on her hubbys dick. The mans penis, unable to penetrate, begins to get slowly crushed by the duct tape shielded ass hole.
Mary- Lafanda went overboard when she gave John The Hydraulic Press at last nights orgy.
Lucy- Oh my! What on gods green earth is The Hydraulic Press?
John- MY DICK IS SMASHED! That's all you need to know.
Mary- Oh, I had no idea John was here.
Lucy- *whispers* If that is the outcome then I'm giving my son The Hydraulic Press tonight. He can't be having kids at this age.
Mary- Just make sure incest is legal where you do it.
Lucy- Oh Mary you are a gas.
*Laugh Track*
Lucy- Oh my! What on gods green earth is The Hydraulic Press?
John- MY DICK IS SMASHED! That's all you need to know.
Mary- Oh, I had no idea John was here.
Lucy- *whispers* If that is the outcome then I'm giving my son The Hydraulic Press tonight. He can't be having kids at this age.
Mary- Just make sure incest is legal where you do it.
Lucy- Oh Mary you are a gas.
*Laugh Track*
by Video Person January 17, 2021
look at that pesto! mad hydraulics!
by Swampy February 15, 2003
Typically, this is where a white man, usually in his mid 30's to late 40's hears a hip-hop song on the radio in his sedan. He then tries to exemplify the beat as he reaches an intersection where he can repeatedly press on the brake over and over again, trying not to get to close to the car in front of them. This creates a certain sense of "fun" for him and his white caucasian son.
Wallace- My father does some particularly odd things.
Willard- Such as?
Wallace- Last Tuesday, my father started listening to "Soulja Boy" on the radio and pulled the so called white man's hydraulics on me. I thought he was intoxicated.
Willard- Was this activity fun?
Wallace- Indeed chap, it was very entertaining.
Willard- Such as?
Wallace- Last Tuesday, my father started listening to "Soulja Boy" on the radio and pulled the so called white man's hydraulics on me. I thought he was intoxicated.
Willard- Was this activity fun?
Wallace- Indeed chap, it was very entertaining.
by xMountainMistx April 3, 2010