hug hustler

A hug hustler is usually accompanied by a group woo hoo girls; who insist on hugging everyone they meet. She is most likely holding a Long Island ice tea, a lot of perfume, and holding a cracked smart phone. You can also spot them by their ear piercing voice, and large loop ear rings . She is most likely overweight, and as the night goes on she loses a shoe or some article of clothing.

I was sitting quietly at the bar when approached by an hug hustler who insisited we bring it in after every word.

by Doug Chartre October 9, 2017

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hump hustler

A criminal defense lawyer that specializes in sex crimes. Popularized by the TV show Law and Order: Special Victims Unit

person A: "Hey did you hear Joe got arrested for touching a 13 year old?"
person B: "yeah Bobby already reached out out to him to offer his legal services"
person A: "what a hump hustler"

by randomguy132 July 17, 2023

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Hotel Hustler

A person who books a room at a hotel and then goes into the bathroom and takes a massive womper sized shit in the tub for the room service to clean up. Often a Hotel Hustler will do the same in the hotel's pool

look out Holiday Inn, I'm a Hotel Hustler

by AShrekle February 24, 2018

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Turd hustler

Bottom feeders.
The GOP.
Maga Cultists.

Misinformation/defamation.
Trolls.
5 of the 9 SCOTUS justices.
Trump's fucktard children.
The entire state of Florida.
Tucker Swanson Carlson.
Conspiracy theories.
U.S. Postal Service.
Vladimir the Coward Putin.

Ukrainian civilian: Here comes the Russian Army!

Ukrainian soldier: Fuck those turd hustlers!

Insurectionist: Oh we invaded the Capitol on Jan. 6 and posted it all over social media because cheeto baby jesus told us to!
FBI agent: What a bunch of turd hustlers...

by Asymmetric shits for trump October 20, 2022

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