2 definitions by randomguy132

hump hustler

A criminal defense lawyer that specializes in sex crimes. Popularized by the TV show Law and Order: Special Victims Unit

person A: "Hey did you hear Joe got arrested for touching a 13 year old?"
person B: "yeah Bobby already reached out out to him to offer his legal services"
person A: "what a hump hustler"

by randomguy132 July 17, 2023

stickhead

An individual addicted to xanax (sticks).

Bobby is a stickhead, he took 7 bars and then tried to climb a building

by randomguy132 September 1, 2023